well my moral dillemma thread went down like a ton of shte!(altho i have another good one but its a bit eeerr ewwwww lol...

so for now can anyone be arsed to add to this

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when i was walking along the road i saw a goat......

- from a distance, upon creeping closer through the thick undergrowth of brambles and bushes it was actually a man dressed as a goat and he was performing....

1 arm bent over rows using what looked to be a woman's severed arm clutching a wine broken bottle, then suddenly he turned to me and said.....

when i was walking along the road i saw a goat

from a distance, upon creeping closer through the thick undergrowth of brambles and bushes it was actually a man dressed as a goat and he was performing

1 arm bent over rows using what looked to be a woman's severed arm clutching a wine broken bottle, then suddenly he turned to me and said

whilst saliva was dripping form his lips,
helloo my pretty!
whats a nice young man like you crawling thru the undergrowth in a gladiators costume?
i gulped...
this was more than i bargained for, i was just out for my usual sunday evening manouvers...

ermmm are you doing 5x5`s i said nervously...
n i hope youre not using too much volume either,
have you read a book called brawn?

the man goat looks up at me and says...
i dont want big muscles,dont wanna be fat...
i want small muscles!

hmm says i ok then..
i grab the severed arm to show the man goat something about good form and as i bend over i beat him to death with the wet end...

still at least it was quick it it had been a lady goat she`d have been slowly to death...

...I was then left with the thought of where or how to get rid of the lifeless body which lay battered and bloody on the ground...

"hmm what shall I do...what shall I do"

...

if we cut and paste previous storyline into post it reads better..

ok lol fcuk it cant be aRsed.

hmm well i like a lifeless corpse as much as the next man(the next man being FTB ) but theres a time and a a place and i could hear footsteps approaching..